© everlark

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”



sublimesublemon:

therothwoman:

led-:

thebunburyist:

“He’s a Pirate” (Ultimate Mix)

A mix from the first three Pirates of the Caribbean movies. 

If this doesn’t make you want to go sailing to the ends of the earth, or pilot an airship into the skies, then I hope you find your way back to that state of imaginative bliss some day.

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GUYS.

HEADPHONES ON.

VOLUME UP.

Where’s my hat.

pikarar:

When you suck at something you’re supposed to be good at
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lifehandsulemons:

allhaillokigodofmischief:

When school gets hard, just remember this….

This is really inspiring to me.

lifehandsulemons:

allhaillokigodofmischief:

When school gets hard, just remember this….

This is really inspiring to me.

dweebscar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

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what a majestic creature

It would explain nesie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

pardon

cadburycreamcoolator:

I’M FUCKING CRYING

mycroftplayingoperation:

if you don’t love Gabriel then we cannot be friends

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

thecityofpaper:

do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order

gifyourass:

How the world sees America.